The toaster 2.0

Max" FOOD "

Z: Don't you f**king dare

Max" >:3 "

Z: NO

Max" - Becomes a Water puddle - "

Z: Thank god they're gone

Max" - move's behind Z - "

Z: *devours the granola bar*

Max" - Boop - "

Z: e

Max" E "

Zero frost the robolxen!! You got banned from msmg for being underage!!!

*Splashes water* Haha now you're malfunctioning!

Z: I'm water proof bitch. I'm not a machine.

OFF WITH YOUR HEAD! *slices protogen's head with axe*

Z: *respawns*

Oh right you're a roblox character. *Starts doing something on computer*

Z: ####

NEYAHAHAHAHA! I hacked boblox and HWID(Hardware ID) banned you > : D

Z: NOOOOOOOOOO

*Strawberry fanta wins*

Pretty much altcore:

" can i pwease have your granola bar?" *he looks hungry*

Z: No.

:<

Z: u can have it actually

:D *eats your paw off with the granola bar*

Z: OW MY PAW

yummy

Z: AAAAAAA

*level up*

Z: *grows a new hand*

i leveled up :D

Miner: how are you doin'

Z: Wsg

Miner looks at you confusinon

Z: ...

Miner:Yup those are letters

Do you see banana man?
Hopping over on de white hot sand
Here he come with some for me
Freshly taken from banana tree
Banana man, me want a ton
Gimme double and a bonus one
Gimme more for all me friends
Dis banana flow will never end

Do you want a banana?
Peel it down and go, "Mm-mmm mm-mmm"
Do you want a banana?
Dis banana for you

Tonight we dance around de flame
Then we get to play de spirit game
Spirit names we shout out loud
Shake de thunder from de spirit cloud
All de songbirds in de tree
Chant a tune to let de spirits free
Den we see dem in de night
Spirits jumping by de firelight

Do you want a banana?
Peel it down and go, "Mm-mmm mm-mmm"
Do you want a banana?
Dis banana for you ...

Miner:*slowly walking back*nonononononono

wrong copypasta

Miner:Okeh

*confused fox noises*

Z: What's wrong?

*steals candy bar*

Z: HEY! *chases after him*

*gives you bacon instead*

Z: Thank you

*eats candy bar*

Z: *eats the bacon*