The toaster 2.0

Max" FOOD "

Z: Don't you f**king dare

Max" >:3 "

Z: NO

Max" - Becomes a Water puddle - "

Z: Thank god they're gone

Max" - move's behind Z - "

Z: *devours the granola bar*

Max" - Boop - "

Z: e

Max" E "

Z: I'll kill that dog in seconds

*confused fox noises*

Z: What's wrong?

*steals candy bar*

Z: HEY! *chases after him*

*gives you bacon instead*

Z: Thank you

*eats candy bar*

Z: *eats the bacon*

*I just casually continue eating a container of ramen*

Z: *eating a granola bar*

*Finishes the container of ramen then casually pulls a whole bag of chicken nuggets out of my pocket*

Z: *finishes the granola bar*

*I Hold out a box of nuggets* Want one?

Z: yeah thanks

*I Give you the box then I pull out a whole pizza*

Z: where the hell are you keeping all your items? Your inventory?

*I grin and pull out a plate of lasagna*

You could say that... *I then proceed to pull out a hoverboard*

Z: What else have you got there? The whole colony of mars?

" can i pwease have your granola bar?" *he looks hungry*

Z: No.

:<

Z: u can have it actually

:D *eats your paw off with the granola bar*

Z: OW MY PAW

yummy

Z: AAAAAAA

*level up*

Z: *grows a new hand*

i leveled up :D

Pretty much altcore:

*Splashes water* Haha now you're malfunctioning!

Z: I'm water proof bitch. I'm not a machine.

OFF WITH YOUR HEAD! *slices protogen's head with axe*

Z: *respawns*

Oh right you're a roblox character. *Starts doing something on computer*

Z: ####

NEYAHAHAHAHA! I hacked boblox and HWID(Hardware ID) banned you > : D

Z: NOOOOOOOOOO

*Strawberry fanta wins*