verbose mom joke

your mom; the item that belongs to you which has the necessary functions to have a condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death or to not have the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death, names for the living or nonliving is known as a a homosapien that is of the gender female and provides support and help