My teacher is the best one in the world I swear to god

So today my English teacher did something incredible. So I was about to start English class and one friend had a microphone from the function we practiced earlier. He started saying “May I have your attention please” and then again “May I have your attention please”; But then he said something I didn’t expect at all. “Will the real Slim Shady, please stand up? I repeat, Will the real Slim Shady, please stand up? We’re gonna have a problem here” And I started “Y'all act like you never seen a white person before, jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door and started whoopin' her ass worse than before. They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah!)” My teacher is the best