3rd officer, yeah - I mean, he's definitely not the captain!

"HEY EVERYBODY, Y'KNOW THE OL' CORRUPT 3RD OFFICER? WELL, HE'S MORE CORRUPT THAN YOU KNEW! LET'S DO AN INVESTIGATION! IT'S IMPORTANT!"; SOFT TOTALITARIANISM, REPLACEMENT, ANTI-LEGACY AMERICAN HATE, ENDLESS WAR, SOCIAL ROT, DRUGS, LONELINESS EPIDEMIC, UNMARRIED MEN, ETC ETC ETC