WARNING! Carry on reading, or you will be a pedophile, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl named Candice, she was nine years old, and she lived in a mental hospital, because she f**ked her mom and her dad. She got so horny she went to f**k all the staff in the hospital, so much that the government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to f**k her, as hard as possible, but it went wrong. The pedometer they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her f**kening, she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 AM. She creeps into your room and f**ks you slowly in the arse, watching you get f**ked to death. Now, send this to ten other gays on this one site, and she will f**k someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to 69 comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or f**ked.
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