Subbie, I decided I’m hosting a birthday party for Xavier next weekend. Of course you are going to do all the cleaning and all the chores to get this house ready. But there is the little problem of you during the party. See not everyone knows about you and we certainly don’t want a naked chaste little bitch running around the party so I set up this dog cage down here in the basement. During the party you’ll be locked down here and covered with a blanket. You’ll sit in here, be a good boy, and not make a sound. What if you have to pee? Just hold it, that’s not my problem. If you’re good this week and get the house cleaned and decorated perfectly, maybe I’ll give you a book to read… maybe. Now off you go, better start cleaning!