Eau de Toilette, get it?

I'm French and the joke is even more "eyerolling"

Hmm okay. People at school call me French too (I have no Idea why)

Oh

Je ne pas un Professeur de Fancais

*Je ne suis pas un professeur de Français

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Francais

I can speak French, like an idiot

Oh

But you look like the teenager version of Mrwhosetheboss and they call you French?

And I'm not British, but I lived in the UK for two years.

You are???!

Hm?

Surrender (France invented it)

Ohhhh yes now I get it

Eau de Toilette!

Yep. You got it! ;)

AGUA DE BAÑO

Mmmmmmm