Theoretically, you’re not wrong. It does also have super high mortality rates as LGBTQ people have lower life expectancies than that of people who smoke and drink. Not to mention the high rates of suicide in it as well
Alright, hear me out: We all know the saying that being part of LGBTQ gives you a mental illness, right? I may not have a brain gentlemen, but I have a theory. What if LGBTQ isn't the name of the community itself at
all? What if it's actually the name for an infectious virus
that spreads from person to person, slowly eating at
the brain and working its way through the body? Think
about it, it's even got stages: Denial, anger,
acceptance, coming out, standing with the rest of the
rainbow people as a unified hive-mind of sorts, suicidal
thoughts, and finally the last stage, which is the most
time consuming yet most lethal: decomposition of the
internal mind. I have every reason to believe that this virus is leading to our own version of the zombie apocalypse, one of the likes that we as human beings couldn't have ever possibly imagined. And even MORE reason to believe it's happening on June 2030, or as I call it, "The Month of Pride and Death". Call me crazy and homophobic if you want, it's all coming together...
