IT'S A FACT!
THE MORE PEOPLE
HAVE GUNS THE LESS
LIKELY THEY ARE TO USE
THEM BECAUSE IT GETS
BORING USING YOUR
NEIGHBOR AND HER DOG
FOR TARGET PRACTICE
ON A DAILY BASIS
AFTER A WHILE! JUST LOOK AT TEXAS,
WHERE EVERYONE HAS
A GUN IN THEIR FANNY PACKS.
THERE HASN'T BEEN A MASS
SHOOTING IN THE LAST 5 HOURS!