*phone rings*
"Hello?"
"MY HAIR BRO THATS THE 17TH TIME"

🏈

His ears will always be warm

His hair looks like a wish.com version of a wig but the founding fathers from America's 1700's wore dyed black.

:skull:

PHONE

☎️☎️☎️

P H O N E

martin luther lookin ahh

This man ain't never missing a phone call

we can't forget about his big ah forehead