It's the same amount of kids in my basement

0?

No, way more than 0

Relatable

What do I do when I run out of space under my house?

Eat them raw

Thanks for the tip!

well, this one isnt really relatable, ive kinda lost count since 50, but im sure if i were to go dig them up i could count them, but i want the meat to season correctly.

I think I brought the average number of bodies up.
You lose count when you’re stacking the bodies on top of each other.

Im living at a city that literally used to be a graveyard as a whole. Of course there will be corpses.