A pink ball flies on a star, then gets sucked off by another star, then gets turned into silly putty and gets knocked out.
He then wakes up in what I can only assume is new york. kirby walks into the local Toyota dealership but then OH NOES!!!
he gets jumped, but dont worry. because he cannibalizes all of them...and the car. then he BECOMES the car.
the pink ball, now driving down the streets like a true homie sees waddle-dees getting enslaved by BIRDS!
it turns out, the birds killed their home!
then, he finds people from the furry convention known as the beast pack, who are currently getting ready to rape sonic the hedgehog.
the pink ball kills off the furrys via what I can only presume is cannibalism.
I would love to continue, but the lore is way too long.