I already know what he looks like >:)
Arr mateys! Gather round and hear me tale about a young scallywag named Iceu. Now, Iceu was just a mere lad of 14, but boy did he have a talent for makin' memes! He spent his days in the galley, cookin' up fresh ideas and spreadin' mirth and mischief throughout the ship.
One day, as we were sailin' the open seas, we came upon a rival crew of landlubbers. A fierce battle broke out, with swords clashing and cannons blastin'. But Iceu stayed cool as a cucumber and thought of the perfect meme to post on their Facebook page. He whipped out his phone (ye heard me right, a pirate with a phone!) and sent that meme straight to their page.
Well, let me tell ye, that enemy crew was so caught off guard by the hilarity of the meme that they lowered their weapons and surrendered on the spot! And from then on, Iceu was known as the Memelord of the High Seas. Arrrrr!