I kermitted to you
But you didn't Kermit to me
So now imma Kermit murder

Anyways, who wants bacon?

You can't take her Kermit. You'll go from butchering her into porkchops to being porkchopped.

And she will take your legs and send them to France.

Lmaoooo

I was told they divorced after Miss Piggy Kermitted property damage on Kermit's pelvis.

(Reply with anything you want if you get the reference.)

Hope he doesn't Kermit suicide

But didn't I do it for you? What I did was for you, Kermie.