WELCOME TO A SUNDAY NIGHT SPECIAL OF THE FOXY500 SHOW; AND HERE'S YOUR HOST; FOXY500; Hello and welcome to a Sunday night special of the foxy500 show. I would like to note that we usally do not do our show on Saturday or Sunday nights, but we decided to do it tonight. Let's start off our show with some funny memes:; KION WHEN ACTUAL DANGER; KION WHEN FLAMINGOES; I'M GONNA PLAY THE MEOW SONG; ME-OW ME-OW ME-OW ME-OW ME-OW; WE ARE HIPPOGRIFFS; AND WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU; I myself am dying from laughter from these memes, and also from the sleeping Kion template I used. Despite the fact that I hate Kion, the 2nd (second) panel in the template is very funny. Now for some jokes: Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them! Get it? Now another one: A bear walks into a bar and says: "Give me a whiskey and... cola." "Why the big pause?" asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. "I'm not sure; I was born with them." Get it? Now another one: Where are average things manufactured? The satisfactory! Get it? Now another one: What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business! Get it? Now another one: How does Moses make tea? He brews! Get it? Now another one: A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me, I'm addicted to twitter!". The doctor replies: "Sorry, I don't follow you." Get it? Ok, now I think it's time to go. Goodbye!