POWER RAAAAAAAH!!!!

Y’all are way too power hungry

I eat power for breakfast

Perfect.. let us tear this world with our great power!

POWWWWEEEERRRRR

Watch: this splatfest win decides the ending to TotK and Ganondorf wins 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

Heck yeah
i need some content hwere the bad guy wins
will put a great spin on things

And I’m gonna pay to see it.

Ganondorf simp

I simp for the super sea snails. Specifically they’re delicious tasty insides. Wait I meant- what was I talking about?

🤨🤨🤨

I eat the sea snails okay?

Why do you eat them…

Other than hearing their cries of agony and help, I would say they’re just tasty.

Dude
I’m a *woomy*ing angel I can send lightning strikes to absolutely destroy it

Please don’t tell me you eat them in THAT way…

I just take them out their shells, deep fry them, and boom. Fried crispy snails.

Dude why are you starting your villain arc

Cause I still need that raise from KowCow.

Why did they even hire you

No idea why. I also need that raise because rebuilding the NILS statue ain’t cheap.

I’m just going to… let’s say sanitize the world with the power I have.

Dude why are you rebuilding the NILS statue???

Let’s just say that I’m gonna clean this world with some sanitizer.

Dude what the woomy

Ggs
I saw someone on courage say they didn’t care who won as long as shiver lost

That person probably has a punching bag with shiver's face on it

true

Shiver is superior but I didn't expect a sweep ;-;