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Vaporeon Jump | image tagged in vaporeon jump | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
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pass
it's an animal
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oh
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Walter White | image tagged in walter white | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Not this shit again
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Smash?
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zoophilia
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Wait
I said "smash?" Not "smash"
If Vaporeon were a human, it would probably work. Like how ash fell in love with a pokemon
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ok then
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WAIT WHATTTTT
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That was the biggest mood swing
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Although there were 50 rules to it, the most important being 34. Search up Pokemon Rule 34 for more
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naw im gud

theres much better ways to get pokemon r34 than google
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A car with a Pikachu spoiler:
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ignore that comment nvm
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Post below
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smash
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Ayo?!?!
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pass
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smash
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pass
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i could make a hole in it...
smash
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UH.
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lmoa
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wha-
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logic
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it's soap what's it going to do
it's not alive
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WTF
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bruh
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looks taken
pass
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Lmfao
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Spongar
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pass
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This piece of hellspawn I found on Reddit
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PASS
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https://i.imgflip.com/7kwt5y.jpg (warning, inappropriate and mildly nsfw)
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smash obv
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first try i knew it
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