I slapped my ass and my balls got in the way, I was going in for a nice juicy rump hit, but my stupid balls sagged down and covered it. My hand collided with my gonads and I felt an aching pain shoot up my body, as I realised my fatal mistake. I was hoping for an asstastic memory to never forget, but instead I got a sharp jolt to reality. Now, whenever I go for a self-spank The thought of my balls getting annihilated flairs into my mind, I'll never be the same again.
