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Yea here are some horrifying examples and I have reasons other than gae:
1. Osmosis x drix is terrifying because drixenol is a sentient AI Due to being a cold pill thats manufactured and osmosis jones is a blood cell which is naturally occuring.
2. Callie x marie DUDE THEY'RE COUSINS
3.pearl x marina DUDE ONE IS AN INKLING ONE IS AN OCTOLING THAT IS TECHNICALLY ILLEGAL OCTOPI AND SQUIDS ARE NOT THE SAME
4. Colin x puro dude... 💀 colin gonna fuggin die
5. Ena x moony uhhmmm dude... Are you ok? Moony is a f**king celestial object and ena is a robot thing.... Mfs musta got hit in the head

My irl name is colin💀

I'm talkin about this mf

Headcanons:

i really don't f**king care

most people's headcanon's f**king suck

Yeah but like

Would you be comfortable with 2 gay people in a straight ship?

i mean ig

it's uncanon to the og character but ig it's fine?

And you're uncomfortable with straight characters being in a gay ship Bit hypocritical, innit? (Channeling my inner 20% british in me)

i prefer straight ships more honestly

just depends on what gay character is being turned straight

Bro really just said "I prefer straight ships more"

It's not homophobia, but definitely ain't a step in the right way

i just prefer most straight ships more than queer ones

most queer ships are pedophilia, for example, hero x sunny. or they're just cursed in general, i don't hate then because they are gay i just hate them because they're really f**king cursed

Okay, you said it, you don't hate them because they're gay. Bam.

Straight ships are also problematic, it's just that shipping LGBTQ leads to a wider range of character ships, and therefore more problematic

yes

Fr

i wish my "friends" would stop sending me sunflower porn

WTF?!

sunflower is the ship name between sunny and basil

i hate the ship so f**king much i never texted with her again

Dear god

The fact it was porn in general 💀

i mean yea