The President has declared a combination climate / Covid variant/ war emergency and all citizens must stop driving card and stay within 15 minutes of their home. Plant-based food will be delivered by government workers. You must relinquish any firearms before receiving food. The internet will be shut down at midnight; please tune in to CNN or MSNBC for news. Special exceptions to these rules will be made based on membership in a protected class. Resisters will be imprisoned without bail.
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