THREE CATS WERE HAVING A RACE ACROSS A LAKE. THERE WAS AN ENGLISH CAT, A SPANISH CAT, AND A FRENCH CAT. THE ENGLISH CAT'S NAME WAS ONE, TWO, THREE. THE SPANISH CAT'S NAME WAS UNO, DOS, TRES. THE FRENCH CAT'S NAME WAS UN, DEUX, TROIS. THE ENGLISH CAT FINISHED FIRST, WITH THE SPANISH CAT IN SECOND. BUT NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY LOOKED, THEY COULDN'T FIND THE FRENCH CAT. WHY? BECAUSE UN DEUX TROIS QUATRE CINQ! (UN DEUX TROIS CAT SANK)