"Kion Is Our King"
A parody song of "Weasley is Our King"; Kion doesn't care about anything
He doesn't know a single thing
That's why Lion Gu@rd haters all sing
Kion is our king! Kion was born in a bin
He sleeps all day and lets his haters in
That's why Lion Gu@rd haters all sing
Kion is our king!