Oh, haha, very funny. Just because I'm a partygoer, it immediately makes you assume that I would f*ck my own kind! Bruh, that's not how it works, okay! Pass!
I am guilty of admitting this, but I fapped to Pauline several times. I don't know why Mario chose Peach over her. Peach is always getting kidnapped and Mario never got to tap that "peach" after saving her so many times. Show my girl Pauline some love, man!
The real question isn't whether or not I would f*ck a skeleton, the real question is...
...HOW?
How can I even if I chose to?
Pass, because this was too confusing of an option, and one of the two options involves me f*cking something with the structural equivalent of f*cking a brick.
Pass...
Nothing is worth the smash. Nothing is worth the smash. Nothing is worth the smash. Nothing is worth the smash. Nothing is worth the smash. Nothing is worth the smash. Nothing is worth the smash. Nothing is worth the smash. Nothing is worth the smash.