Onan: Thank you, thank you everyone! Welcome to another hour of trolling, tomfoolery, and stupidity at the hour when our stream is most innert.
*applause*
Sometimes I feel like I don't deserve this applause, but tonight I think I do, because today has definitely been quite eventful, wouldn't you agree?
Ricky: Yeah, totally.
Onan: Yep. Walt, you feeling the same?
*Walt stares at Onan without saying anything.*
Onan: Right, thank you, Walt.
*laughter*
Onan: So, of course in the past few days, we've had the little owner fiasco. SpaceFanatic does some trolling, Del does some trolling back, we all know it by now. But today, it definitely took a turn after this afternoon's Capitol riot. For those of you who are somehow unaware, a group of protestors managed to break into the MSMG Capitol Building here in MSMG City demanding he be reinstated.
Now, I'm no fan of violence... but... I mean, that's funny.
*laughter*
If Donald Trump couldn't do it on January 6, what made them think they could do it ON A MEME WEBSITE?!
*laughter*
Haha. Yeah. We're all stupid, aren't we? Oh, and today, not sure if you're aware, Zero apparently came out as a zoophile. Yeah, not kidding.
*booing*
But don't worry, he will be burned at the stake sometime this week, unless Del the Friendly Ghost has anything to say about it.
*laughter*
Oh, and how could we forget? Today was Star Wars Day. May the 4th.
*cheering*
Thank you nerds. So...
*laughter*
Sorry. Star Wars is great, of course. But anyway, let's talk about some real-world news. For once, a school shooting outside the United States today. Something over in Serbia. Looks like the Kebabs are starting to take their revenge.
*laughter*
Alright, I'm out of jokes, at least for now. We got a great show tonight, actor Hank Thompson is here!
*cheers*
Comedian Frank Murray is here!
*cheers*
So stick around, we'll be right back!
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