OTHER DAY, JESSE SAID HE SAW A FAMILY OF ILLEGAL ALIENS PICKING THRU A DUMPSTER. ASKED HOW HE KNEW THEY WERE ILLEGALS, SAID "YOU CAN TELL". TODAY, WITH BIG NEWS STORY CHOKEHOLD DEATH ON NYC SUBWAY, AFTER SHOWING UNRELATED CLIP OF BABY IN STROLLER SAVED BY PASSERBY, JESSE JOKES MAN SHOULD HAVE PUT BABY IN CHOKEHOLD. I GET IT, HE'S A CLOWN, AND NOT WOKE - THAT'S GOOD. BUT BE CAREFUL JESSE, YOU'LL GET FIRED!