I recently found out my middle name was "The" and now I'm having an Existential Crisis

can you tell us your full name then

LMFAO

It's embarrassing ngl

yeah kinda

Yup

I'm just gonna delete this reply for privacy reasons if you don't mind

I deleted mine

Alr

wait like actually? The?

YES! I found my full name on a test 1 year ago and I thought it was a complete joke... I hate my name....

OH MY F**KING G O D

IKR?! Imagine having a simple word as your middle name!

Tbh my last name is Cobb. I hate corn.

Relatable *Except I like corn*

corn

corn

corn

that's EXACTLY what I was thinking. B A M B.

Speaking of which, what do you think a Josiah and Bambi combination would look like

I think it will just be Josiah in a farmers outfit with floating hands

I'm sorry, but this is making me think of the muffin song.
'Why did you name me this way? Why? Why? Why?'

It's fine