What do we do?

Yield

Helm gnaw

*pees on army from above*

That won’t work

oh s**t! *turns around and begins pooping*

Dam he figures out our weakness. Release the strange matter viles!

ACTIVATING ASS SHIELD! *a force field protects my butt*

*the strange matter surrounds your sheild*

ACTIVATING SUPER POOPER AND MEGA ASS SHIELD! *my poopy doubles and the shield grows stronger*

*sheild starts breaking apart, strange matter engulfing you*

ACK! ACTIVATING SELF SHITSTRUCT! *I jump into a horde of refrigerators and explode, poop flying everywhere*

meanwhile brobgonal

hoorah

it’s the refrigerator army. Do you yield

yes, we yield

We do not

Aw

*grabs a death ray and kills the refrigerator army*

*antimatter bombs drop from above*