My vote is the right, we use California drivers to drive thru their ranks, we use idahoans to throw potatoes and use spud shooters, and if they ever push us the weather is unpredictable and could mess them up
But on the left we have the massive always growing Alabaman population, ohioan hydras and monsters capable of summoning only in Ohio tornadoes and hurricanes anywhere, florida man and his kill count of Californian kids in a drunken pursuit from the police
