Based on a story of mine

Background:

Before this, you were selected as a subject to be frozen cryogenically for a certain amount of time in a semi-underground bunker. You do not know how long you have been frozen for.

Spotify Cam, who was recently killed: AH! WHAT THE HELL?

We will skip to where they have situated themselves in da mall

Spotify Cam: I still can't believe I was actually right about that Jacob f**k.

Lyric: Shut up

Michael: Hey this mall is pretty amazing. It's dark, big, and it's very good for hiding.

Kyle: How many people could you fit in this.

Josh: Maybe . . . 5000 give or take

Spotify Cam, finding something interesting in an escalator gear shaft: Oh holy shit... Looks like we're not the first ones to discover this mall...

Josh: A skeleton . . . huh

Spotify Cam, pointing to a mercenary corpse that's missing most of its legs: Not that skeleton, that...

Josh: Oh . . .

Kyle: Look, if they swept the place earlier, who says they are gonna check again? And this place is unbelievable massive, so many hiding spots. It would probably take hours searching through everywhere. If we hid well enough, they are gonna get tired and leave

Spotify Cam: These guys don't work like the police or SWAT teams, if they have an objective, nothing will stop them from completing it. It'll be a full sweep.

Kyle: But they already checked through here, what would be the purpose of checking again?

Spotify Cam: random pings, alarms, or in the event they're searching for a 'traitor'.

you can hear footsteps

" The hell? "

you hear some more, then a light comes on, somebody turned on a flashlight

*Spotify Cam scrambles to a hiding spot.*

you are frozen idiot

*He acts dead then.*

The person waves the flashlight around, and then notices you.

*Spotify Cam remains acting dead.*

The person moves along

*Spotify Cam waits for the person to fully leave, then using his 'musical powers', he plays a song with a heavy bass to break free.*

uhhh . . . i'll allow it

The glass breaks, letting you move

*He immediately scrambles to a ventilation shaft.*

Kyle: We have the better odds, we literally have hundreds of armed people, 2 k-pop singers ain't gonna do shit

Spotify Cam: Hello? They can respawn and constantly slam into us until our numbers hit zero, I study a ton of these things.

Zachary: Hear me out, we don't kill them, we keep them alive, but unable to fight. Or we destroy the machine that lets them respawn. But I think we are hidden good

Spotify Cam: Well, Alright, I gotta get some things from my van first.

ahem, they left it behind because after the chase where Jacob betrayed, they had to leave it behind because they had no way of transporting it

Spotify Cam: I gotta do some maintenance on it first.
(remember Spotify Cam's safehouse/storage never actually worked in the first place.)

Lyric: Hope you are fine with a week of travel to get to it

Spotify Cam: I got my ways.
*He is now outside.*

Good luck, desert as far as the eye can see

*He retraces his steps.*
[3 weeks later.]

The mall is participating in the fight btw, it will happen

Outside near the entrance

The combatants of the mall are fighting the Police units

(But how did a police cruiser get in the mall? There's no way it could've gone in through the entrance, its buried underground.)
*Spotify Cam lies there, motionless.*

There is a tunnel leading into the entrance, it was made big enough so that cars could come in and out off it

(Oh and a van couldn't?)

well for that the van was previously left abandoned and undriveable, so I wondered how it moved

(SPOTIFY CAM FIXED IT!)

my bad ))

A firefight starts. Zachary fires his GAU-19 at police officers.

Zachary: Hope no news people are around to see this . . .

Josh is firing a mortar

(Getting right back at ya.)
*Helicopter propellers are heard.*

Joshua has a stinger, he locks onto the helicopter

*The stinger instead locks onto a balloon.*

Phil: Well . . .

Spotify Cam: Well? I'M waiting...

Josh: Hey Phil, need an M2 Browning mounted on the truck

Phil: uhhhhh . . . sure

Spotify Cam: I got a spare.
*He grabs an M2 Browning he took off a Mercenary carrier when he was out.*

Phil: Thanks

Spotify Cam: Anytime.
*He begins aligning the Browning on the truck.*
Spotify Cam: Oh, and one more thing: Car Commissioner is looking for a few vehicles. He's willing to give mass numbers of money for them. Think you'd be up for that?

Phil: Leo had restored 62 civilian vehicles that had not been repurposed for war yet.

Leo: How much are we talking?

Spotify Cam: Well, the mercenaries have two vehicles that peaked Car Commissioner's interest, A Buffalo and a Riot. The Riot is worth a lot, but the Buffalo is worth nearly the same.

Leo: I got a Dodge Charger restored already, they are practically the same as the Buffalo.

Spotify Cam: Well, it has to be A police cruiser, and mercs tend to rude in those.

Leo: No

UO: Oh boy, this'll be a long story...
*He clears his throat.
UO: Well, SC was this Cam who was my trainer, taught me all my moves to this day. That man was the father I never had until I was five. But someone named Jayden killed him.

Leo: . . .

UO: And after it was confirmed that SC was dead, I just felt a part of me slip out of grasp, I knew I had to avenge him, and yet, I still have yet to do so, but I died before. And now, here we are.

Leo: Huh

UO: Yup. To this day, I still haven't had a chance to avenge SC.

Leo: Maybe this " Jayden " is dead.

UO: No, she isn't, not yet... Its almost as if she's taunting me...
(Jayden is from Inkmatas, now known as .Ghostie.)

Leo: Ohhh . . .

Is Leo tied up? ))

(No.)
UO: Yeah... She's out there somewhere, but I can't find out the where.

?

hwhat

(Image didn't load properly.)

nvm

A airliner flies overhead

Spotify Cam: Well, they fixed the planes.

plaen

Spotify Cam: Not here for me...

yea

*He sits down and begins thinking for a bit, before falling asleep.*
(This is where Lyric gets chased, right?)

yes, the time for that is near

[17 hours later...]
*The sun sets on the city, and it rises to signal a new day. Spotify Cam wakes up.*

The chase happens at night btw

Spotify Cam: Time to tend to some things.

Nevada_Man: Nuh uh

Michael: who the hell?

Nevada_Man: Don't ask, and you Spotify Cam, I will go all 🥸 on you

Spotify Cam: Sorry, what? Something didn't really translate properly, you're gonna have to repeat what you said.
(An emoji didn't get translated properly.)

nerd emoji ))

Nevada_Man explains how that the humans from Copper-9 would not be able to live long enough ( 12000 damn years ), and be able to return to earth, and want to kill their own kind.

*Spotify Cam would go on a 12 hour speech about how these mercenaries are out from a different universe and are trying to find two people to kill them.*

Nevada_Man: And who the f**k are those 2 damn people?

Spotify Cam: Reddit Cam and UO. But those guys are presumed dead, but if they're showing up here, that means one of the two could be here...
*Lyric Overhears the part about UO.*

Lyric: If thats the damn f**king reason why they exist, why the F U C K do they attack U S

Spotify Cam: I don't know, maybe we killed on of their men before, or we're part of some sort of team that kills them.

Lyric: Well why don't we get those 2 f**kers and take care of them? I'm tired of fighting so go***mn much.

Lyric goes on an anger filled rant/rage

Spotify Cam: I'm not even sure if that's smart, and who's even saying that UO could be here? Maybe they're after me, maybe they're after you, maybe they're just killing off humanity just so they don't have to deal with the HCA.

Nevada_Man:

Spotify Cam: Alright, Miller, you show me how you'd deal with a police force without any violence.

Nevada_Man: Look, I had a story ready. But with all the merc stuff, it was delayed alot, and it is time . . .

He would get out a tablet and do somethings on it.

Nevada_Man: That we get back on track, look, if I were one of you, I would not want any fighting, but I'm kinda getting bored, you got 7 days.

Spotify Cam: Relax, there's gonna be no fighting. They'll comb the desert only and question the mercenaries and that's it, the mercs don't know where we are, the SVPD won't know where we are, everyone goes home alive.

Nevada_Man: Uhhh . . . nuh-uh, there will be fighting. First. Cam_Man has all this fighting happen, but then when it is a part of the story that has been dodged for like 85% of this RP, he is like " nahhhh ". If you got a problem with that, you are out of luck.

Spotify Cam: Well, we're not gonna have to deal any of the fighting, we just get the results and that's it.

Nevada_Man: Nope, the fighting is gonna be acted out. We ain't just skippin the fun.

Spotify Cam: Of course it is...

Nevada_Man: I would suggest fortifying the base for the 7 days.

*Spawns a good chunk of military sandbags and large metal plates*

Nevada_Man: This might help

He would disappear

Spotify Cam: Well, this'll do.

Zach opens the rest of the crates

[Only one can be opened at a time!]
*Zach found an SNS pistol and an extended magazine.*
[3 crates left.]

another on e

*Zach found a pipe wrench.*
[2 crates left.]

another one

*Zach found a fireaxe.*
[Last crate!]

open

*Zach found a MK II Mercenary SMG with all the accessories!*
[ALARM TRIPPED!]
*Now, there is a choice. Test your new toys or run.*

Zach takes all the weapons and put them in a truck and drive away

(Coward.)
*By the time mercenary reinforcements arrive at the post, Zach is long gone.*

criminal

(Shut.)
*I check distance from Inkopolis.*

Your maps are not up to date yet

Damn.

Yes, your maps are of the " Modern " world.

Okay.
*I try to update the map.*

Unable to

F**k. I need a Wi-Fi connection...

yes

Maybe I could go to a Cafè and get a download of this city. And maybe some food...

Lryic: Hi there

Spotify Cam: You again, huh? Plan didn't work outl

Lyric: Nope, It's working fine! I just am getting my car from the bunker.

Spotify Cam: Your car? You chose to store a car in a bunker instead of something else like non perishables, A gun, or hell, even a f**king GPS would help out.

Lyric: I ain't letting my 2000 HP beast die! But there should be some guns in it.

Spotify Cam: Oh, just great, and you packed nothing at all? I was smart to bring some things that actually contribute. We weren't given a f**king instructions sheet for this shit man!

Lyric: I forgot about it, okay! I know, surprising for me. But you hungry?

Spotify Cam: I'm fine right now, I brought nonperishables with me as well as a welding kit, A buffer, and that's it.

Lyric: I got like . . . 50,000 G.

Spotify Cam: I'm just gonna stay here for a bit until I know its safe to enter the city, you might never know who might blow your cover, could be a child, could be a street thug, could even be me. I'm not gonna do it because that's a dick move.

Josh: I got a casing.

Michael: Thanks

*But the modified gun doesn't work. You will have to find the new mercenaries and kill them for their guns.*

Josh: Brb

[Three hours later.]
*you found a group of mercenaries, but they look different... They have more headgear and they wear what looks like VR goggles, but they're not VR goggles.*

Josh and Zachary are ready to attack, both with silenced weaponed. They were doing stealth

*They seem to be near a corpse.*

When the mercs were distracted, Josh and Zach would take out the group of mercs

*But they stumbled a bit, some of them had the front cover of the goggles flapping down, they all look at Josh and Zach.*

Josh would kill the merc looking at them, then the rest of the mercs

*The other mercs died, while the others that had their goggle flaps down started firing and took cover.*

no you sent me 2 pictures, but let us resume))

Phil and Zachary enter the garage.

Zachary: What's the debrief

Josh: Enemies expected to attack in one week. The enemy is the entire Police Force of Splatsville

Spotify Cam: That's an easy fix. I could divert their attention elsewhere in an hour.

Josh: How?

Spotify Cam: I was a part of DedSec for a reason.

Nevada_Man: Watchdogs Reference! Also you might not have enough . . . uhhh * Gets out phone and searches something * . . . Botnets

Spotify Cam: Jokes on you, I'm running every version. Plus, Botnets recharge over time, Dave. Its really simple. I tap into the coordinates of the underground mall...
*He types some things in his laptop.*
Spotify Cam: Move the reticle from here to, for example, a mercenary post...
*He moves his mouse across the screen.*
Spotify Cam: And done.

Nevada_Man: First of all, my name ain't Dave, and second of all, you are dealing with the SVPD, not the mercs this time, I especially left the mercs out of this invasion for a reason

Spotify Cam: I call you Dave because of Dave Miller, and I'm trying to make them think this ain't the spot for our hideout. Done it before, damn well I'll do it again.

Nevada_Man: Also what did you even do?

Spotify Cam: Rerouted the SVPD's coordinates to a Mercenary post far from here. They'll comb that entire spot, and we'll be down here partying.

nuh uh

(Why is it you have to kill everything?)

Why is it that you steer so off course of the story? ))

Joshua sees if the helicopter is being used by an officer

*Its being used by a news team.*

Joshua: Hey Zach, about that news thing

Zachary: Better hope the Geneva Convention hasn't been reinvented yet

(That was made in 1864, so they're made.)

Joshua: Glad I'm wearing a combat uniform

*Josh is quickly Identified.*

Joshua throws a grenade at a police car, exploding the police car

*Spotify Cam is still motionless.*

barbeque bacon burger

(Large order of fries.)

orange soda with no ice

(And a piece of hot apple pie.)

Go***mn I miss burger tankl!

(Ha ha!)
Spotify Cam: Okay, you two shut it, what is going on?

nobody is around idiot

Spotify Cam: Yeah, I know, I'm talking to you Nevada_Man, just focus on the f**king story.

it is now silent

*Spotify Cam goes to sleep.*

Josh gets out his M870

Josh: What did?

Spotify Cam: YOU TELL ME! GET IN HERE!
*Someone needs to go in there.*

Josh would cautiously open the door from 5 feet away

*There was a dead octoling in there, Spotify Cam looked as if he just saw a ghost.*
Spotify Cam: WHAT THE F**K IS THAT THING?!?!

Josh: A dead octoling

Spotify Cam: BUT LOOK AT ITS HAIR!
*The dead Octoling possesses the same traits as a Sanitized Octoling.*

Josh: A dead sanitized Octoling

Nevada_Man: You guys are fine, Calamari Inkantation is the only way you turn into an inkling or octoling

Spotify Cam: But these things basically are actual f**king zombies! You get bitten once, you're f**ked!

Nevada_Man would grab him by the neck

Nevada_Man: Who dictates the rules around here

*Spotify Cam's radio clicks on.*
??????? ???????: We've got a ping at the Crossroads Mall, Special Force Recovery Units are in the area.

Lyric: Wait, go to the place marked on this map if you need to dip to somewhere, and also here is a number, call it if you need help

Lyric would hand him a map

I'm good.
*I leave the area.*

Lyric: We got this cool Spider Tank

*i stop.*

Lyric: We found it, we are taking it back to base

Where did you find it at?

Lyric: In like a junkyard

I don't believe you.
*I resume walking away.*

Lyric: Its right here

He shows the Spider Tank being carried on a flat bed truck

I don't believe you got that from the scrapyard.
*I eventually leave the premises.*

The truck was transporting goods idiot

*They're still checking it.*

They check it, TVs, electronics, but they couldn't find him

*They continue checking every last bit, rooftop, underbelly, in every box, even the cab.*

couldn't find him

*Another unmarked cruiser stops, they also get out, one holding an infrared camera.*

Couldn't find anything unusual

*They keep checking, until a mercenary cruiser stops and one of them fires next to you randomly.*

Hint: he is not at the cargo

also why are they searching this truck so much

(Plot.)
*They then check the engine, and the driver seat.*

you already know what happens

Spotify Cam, after a full month: You sure these guys covered their tracks properly?

Josh: Yes, these guys move all the time and don't get caught

Spotify Cam: They move all the time? That means they might leave us here to dry and die.

Josh: They might not leave this gold mine of a base

Spotify Cam: There's no food here, what are we going to do about that? And what about water? Or power?

Josh: We got a greenhouse, the basement floor is flooded, and well . . . biomass power?

Spotify Cam: We'll need a variety of food groups, that water could be contaminated with something we can't purify, and we'll eventually run out of biomass.

Lyric: We will find out, you just need to f**king relax for once

Spotify Cam: Oh yes, and ignore the fact we almost got caught by a duo of pop singers that could be looking for us right this minute.

Josh finds the mercs and alerts the whole base, now all the members in the base know the mercs are there

*The mercs drag Leo to a cruiser and they leave before anyone could find out.*

Bad decision, 1 hour later, the markers are found and destroyed, and the disappearance is found only 15 minutes later

*Leo is woken up at one of the largest mercenary posts in the desert, with a total of 462,000 mercenaries in the area, all from the same universe.*

The group of modified tanks that Phil built:

*The tank gets decimated by twenty new mercenaries with Destroyer rifles.*

" THAT IS IT "

A man is standing in the middle of the base, visibly angry

*He is surrounded as well, and knocked unconscious as well.*

The man wasn't affected

Nevada_Man: I . . . have HAD IT, with this MERCINARY . . . BULL S H I T

*They just shrug it off and continue with their day, they actually leave the others alone, but its Clear, this is the only warning.*

. . .

*I get ready to go to a nearby Mercenary post, but someone else on a dirt bike speeds past.*
Huh?

bike

*I follow behind the dirt bike as he stops at Mercenary post and kills everyone in it.*

. . .

*Once the biker leaves, I go in the post to look for food.*

there is food

*I check the food.*

it is food

*I eat some of the food, not the corpses.*

thats basically it

Okay...

A car passes by

*I snap back to reality and I walk away.*

h

Where could've my revolver gone?

idk

Wait... Kentucky.

it would be buried underwater by now

F**k.

Josh: Look, there might not be an option where no blood is spilled, take it from a guy who served in the military for 7 years.

Spotify Cam: I got blood bags, you detonate it if you think you get hit and they won't suspect A thing.

Michael: One problem, we don't have blanks

Spotify Cam: I have enough for everyone. Don't ask, but I'm very prepared for this situation.

Lyric: And how are you suppose to get the bullets to-

A SVPD police car plows through the entrance shutter gates

Lyric . . . everyone

*Spotify Cam loads a 'blank' shotgun slug and fires at himself, his blood bag goes off, spreading blood all over the floor and on everyone.*

Zachary: Well uhhhh . . . * Starts firing at the police car, making it blow up *

Joshua: I can tell you right now . . . the policemen didn't buy it. And I don't think we have enough for everyone

*Spotify Cam is unresponsive, but he drops a mag of blanks and a pistol for everyone in the mall as well as a blood bag.*

Josh: We do not have the time to pass it out to everyone, they are already here.

Josh grabs a Javelin and blows up another police car

*A dirt bike is heard in the distance.*

why quietly

(Low sound.)

h

*He looks for a way out.*

there is a door

*He opens it a bit.*

light

*He peeks through the crack.*

desert

*Spotify Cam slowly leaves the safety of the area.*

Chris: You good?

*now's not the time to check on him.*

Chris fires his double uzis

*S.W.A.T teams have arrived!*

Michael made roomba miniguns

*The roomba bombs are quickly destroyed.*

Zachary fires his GAU-19

*SWAT teams rush the Gatling guns with ballistic shields.*

Lyric runs over the SWAT team with a Semi Truck

(How's that work?)

Lyric is well hid again

*He sees a van across the street.*

what is it for

(Plot.)

I am in ze control of the plot

(You'll understand this though.)
*The van door opens.*

Lyric: * hiding *

Spotify Cam: Hello?
*He eventually shrugs and closes the van doors again.*

Lyric: - mind: why is he here?!?! -

*You remember he moved his van.*

Michael does that

*But it doesn't fit. It might be time to resurface and bring a shield to experiment.*

We got shields in the base

(Use them then.)

He sets one up in the firing range

*They don't have any compatible guns*

He makes a " gun " that could fire the bullet

Michael: Alright . . .

*Still doesn't work because the casing is incorrect, you have to encounter the new mercenaries.*

Michael: f**k you. Hey Josh!

Josh: Yea!

Michael: I got a f**king thing I need you to do

[An hour later.]

Lyric: I made friends with this guy named Kai, he is very chill. Also if you can find working wheels for it, I can like tow it

Spotify Cam: Oh, and you sure we're not gonna draw their attention?
*He points to the mercenary SUV behind Lyric.*

Lyric: . . . okay . . . . I'll get us a truck

later

Lyric: I got this big fukin semi truck

Spotify Cam: Where did you find that?

Lyric: Don't ask

Spotify Cam: I can, and I am.

Lyric: Lets get movin