I’ve been told that he climbed out of his own crib and ran out of the house onto the road

What is up with American children though 💀
As a two year old the worst thing I ever did was kick over a cone

Ayo-

I almost started a war

How tf

... You probably don't want that question answered

I do

... I doubt that

Tell me

I don't even really remember-
But I think one thing I did was flip my mom off and tell her "f**k you"

Lmao

And I used to- and still do -call my dad by his real name (there's actually a reason behind it but its really complicated)

Huh
I just call him daddy 💀

spill it dawg i wanna know too

As a two year old

we snort coke the second we leave our mothers body

*puts a newborns nose inside my mouth*

GAH

Delicious

LMAO