Leafeon is better you uncultured swines...

how so?

She's a top

but why?

Because she can dominate you

Choose your words very carefully for what you're about to say next

My lawyer has advised me to abandon this conversation

but vaporeon is genetically and physically better

Depends on your preferences ig

no

vaporeon is more compatible with the human body because of genetics, body type, and abilities

the other eveelutions are not compatible except maybe glaceon and umbreon

Anything is f**kable if you try hard enough

literally any rock/fire type pokemon:

Bro had enough of it 💀