Wait hold on, there’s gotta be something in here that…

he wants to eat you out

🤨

NO ONLY I GET TO DO THAT!

You don't get to do the cannibalism kind

Not the cannibalism kind.
The other kind (you know what kind)

YOU CONSENT?

I never said that
I just said that I knew what kind you meant

But ok

Aww ☹️

I SAID BUT OK 🤦‍♀️

I know but-

🤨but what

Uhhhh ummm uh um uhhh

I WILL TAKE THEIR SKELETON AND USE IT AS AN IMAGINARY FRIEND

I will kick your testicals, light you on fire and shoot you with every glock and shotgun I own.

I'm going to stuff a firework down your stomach and into your intestines. I will keep the rope to the firework outside your mouth and light it. The firework will come straight out of your anus, or just explode in there.

That wont work.
Im too small to fit a firework in my body

Well, maybe just a little pipebomb?

Sure go ahead
*opens mouth*

*I'd just jump in and consume you from the inside out*

I wish I could slurp up your stomach acid like Sprite. Slurp.

Says the one who’s a food

Gardevoir isn't food

Nah the waffle dude

get away from him
He’s a cannibal

Yes

No I'm not.

Your honor, I swear I was just being silly.

Go and eat some NORMAL food

NO

ew