Zero Frost

[MUSIC STARTS PLAYING] [GARAGE DOOR OPENS, REVEALING RED SCOUT AND SOLDIER BEHIND THE DOOR] [SCOUT SCOUTS THE PLACE OUT] [WE ARE SHOWN A BLU SNIPER COVERING A WINDOW, A BLU ENGINEER WALKING TOWARDS THE PORCH, AND A BLU SPY DOING THE DISGUISE KIT'S STOCK ANIMATION] [A FEW SECONDS LATER WE SEE A BLU SENTRY AT LEVEL 1 BUILT BY THE ASSUMED BLU ENGINEER NOW WALKING PAST THE SENTRY] [BLU SOLDIER JUGGLING INFRONT OF BLU PYRO] [CAMERA PANS BACK TO RED SCOUT] [RED SCOUT COCKS HIS GUN AND RED SOLDIER PUSHES] [WE ARE REVEALED THE RED MEDIC, ASSUMED TO BE POCKETING THE RED SOLDIER] [RED SCOUT STARTS RUNNING] [BLU'S LEVEL 1 SENTRY TARGETS RED SCOUT] [BLU HEAVY IS NOW SHOOTING AT RED SCOUT [RED SCOUT, BEING THE MENACE HE IS, CASUALLY DODGES ALL OF THE BULLETS THROWN AT HIM, NOT EVEN A SCRATCH] [RED SCOUT STARTS SHOOTING HIS SECONDARY, WE PRESUME HE IS SHOOTING AT THE BLU SENTRY] [RED SCOUT CROSSES A VERY LARGE BUILDING-TO-BUILDING GAP, WHILST SHOOTING HIS PRIMARY AT A UNKNOWN SOURCE] [BLU SOLDIER AND BLU PYRO START ATTACKING RED SCOUT] [THE TRAIN RUNS OVER BOTH BLU SOLDIER AND BLU PYRO, RED SCOUT BARELY CROSSING THE TRAIN TRACKS TO DODGE THE TRAIN] [SCOUT PULLS OUT HIS MELEE] [CATCHY "MEET THE SCOUT" PICTURE IS SHOWN] [RED SCOUT WALKS INTO FRAME] "UM.. I-I-I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START WITH YOU. I MEAN, DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO?" [CAMERA SNAPS TO BLU HEAVY ABOUT TO EAT HIS SANDVICH] [INTERRUPTED BY RED SCOUT'S BASEBALL BAT] [BLU HEAVY LOOKS OVER AT RED SCOUT] [CAMERA PANS TO RED SCOUT] "YO, WHAT'S UP?" [CAMERA SNAPS BACK TO THE "MEET THE SCOUT" PICTURE WITH RED SCOUT IN FRAME] "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA.. ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" [CAMERA SNAPS TO RED SCOUT AND BLU HEAVY FIGHTING, MISSING ALL OF THEIR ATTACKS] [CAMERA SNAPS BACK TO THE "MEET THE SCOUT" PICTURE WITH RED SCOUT IN FRAME] "BASICALLY.. KIND OF A BIG DEAL." [CAMERA SNAPS TO RED SCOUT CHOKING BLU HEAVY WITH HIS BASEBALL BAT] [CAMERA SNAPS BACK TO THE "MEET THE SCOUT" PICTURE WITH RED SCOUT IN FRAME] [RED SCOUT ADMIRING HIS MUSCLES] "OH MAN THAT'S BEAUTIFUL." *CHUCKLES* [CAMERA SNAPS TO BLU HEAVY APPLYING MASSIVE PRESSURE ONTO RED SCOUT'S HEAD] [CAMERA SNAPS BACK TO THE "MEET THE SCOUT" PICTURE WITH RED SCOUT IN FRAME] "YOU LISTENING? OKAY." "GRASS GROWS, BIRDS FLY, SUN SHINES, AND BROTHER.. I HURT PEOPLE." [CAMERA SNAPS TO RED SCOUT HITTING BLU HEAVY IN THE NUTS WITH HIS BASEBALL BAT] [CAMERA SNAPS BACK TO THE "MEET THE SCOUT" PICTURE WITH RED SCOUT IN FRAME] "I'M A FORCE OF NATURE." [CAMERA SNAPS TO RED SCOUT HITTING BLU HEAVY ON THE CHIN WITH HIS BASEBALL BAT, RECOILING HIS HEAD UPWARDS] [CAMERA SNAPS BACK TO THE "MEET THE SCOUT" PICTURE WITH RED SCOUT IN FRAME] "IF YOU WERE FROM WHERE I WAS FROM, YOU'D BE F**KING DEAD." [CAMERA SNAPS TO RED SCOUT WALLJUMPING ON A BLU SHIPPING CRATE, TARGETING BLU HEAVY, REACHING FOR HIS SANDVICH, WITH A HEAVY IN-AIR HIT, HITTING BLU HEAVY] [CAMERA SNAPS BACK TO THE "MEET THE SCOUT" PICTURE WITH RED SCOUT IN FRAME] "WOOOO!" [TF2 SHORT TUNE PLAYS, WITH RED SCOUT BEING THE MAIN FOCUS, AT IT ZOOMS OUT ON THE BEAT] [THE TF2 LOGO IS PLASTERED ONTO THE PICTURE] [VIDEO CUTS TO RED SCOUT EATING BLU HEAVY'S SANDVICH ONTOP OF HIS PASSED OUT/DEAD CORPSE] [SPONSORING FOR THE DIGITAL GAME IS SHOWN]