Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the ultimate rap battle. In one corner, we have the sputtering and wheezing prodigy, the coughing baby! And in the other corner, the one and only, the explosive and unstoppable, the hydrogen bomb!"
Coughing Baby:
I may be young, but I'm still a boss
I'm coughing in your face, at no extra cost
You're nothing but a big ball of fire
I'll put you out like a child's desire
Hydrogen bomb:
Well, well, well, look who we have here
A little baby with a cough, that's queer
You may be cute, but you're no match for me
I'll fry you up like some crispy french fries, you'll see
Coughing Baby:
You talk a big game, but you're all show
You explode and then you just go
At least I can stick around
And make sure everyone hears me in the background
Hydrogen bomb:
You're just a nuisance, always causing a scene
All you can do is cough and make a scene
I'm an explosion, a force to be reckoned with
You're just a tiny cough, a little myth
Coughing Baby:
You may be strong, but I have to say
You're a terrible weapon – a waste of a day
You bring destruction, war and pain
My cough just makes you look inane
Hydrogen bomb:
You may think that you've got the best
But your cough is just like all the rest
You're useless, feeble, and can't do me harm
I'll be here, always causing alarm
Coughing Baby:
Your heat and light can only do so much
It's my sound that's the real grand touch
You can't hear or see anything when you blow
You just come and go in one big show
Hydrogen bomb:
You're getting on my nerves, little one
You're lucky that I don't carry a gun
I'm the king of destruction, and you're no match
Your cough may linger, but it's me the people catch
Coughing Baby:
I'll cough you out, like a hairball from a cat
I'm not scared of you, I won't take a step back
You may be powerful, but I have what you lack
A personality, humor and a solid backbone reaction
Hydrogen bomb:
Your cough is infectious, that we know
But its impact's gone in one single though
It won't take long for you to lose your place
The hydrogen bomb could blow this whole damn place.
Announcer: "Wow, what a rap battle! But there can only be one winner. And the winner is the Hydrogen bomb with that last verse that blew us all away. Congratulations, Hydrogen bomb, you have proven to be the ultimate weapon, even in the rap game."
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