the good ending

no use this (its a meme though)

"stfu boy filthy bitch you'll probably say "I'M GOING TO UNLOCK MY DEMON SIDE" boy filthy bitch you got 5 roaches in the middle of the night trying to summon ronald mcdonald "burger cheeseburger big mac whopper" looking at ass boy probably you go in roblox voice chat going to a hot pixel lady and saying "whats up girl" while gargling cheese you probably masturbating with your mom giving lap dance to oscar onion looking at ass you probably going to school with f**king prop wings on your back then you get beat up idiot motherf**ker you go reddit and spam anime catgirls on r/ furry_irl while drinking a burger stfu boy you go to mcdonalds and order a huge ass shut up you moldy dusty rusty fugly fugly rugly dugly goofy billy lookin mf ass lips in those silly floppy ass sandals, boy did you try to ask your crush out in a cat maid outfit, bro you probably had a threesome with adrian the anthropomorphic hamster and your stepsister , bro, shut the f**k up with those dumb ass glasses talking to your friend like "umm I'm not really a 'dawg'" like shut the f**k up"

so close
it was this
stfu you nasty ass bitch boy you probably say "IM GONNA UNLOCK MY DEMON SIDE" you nasty ass bitch boy you got 5 cockroaches in the middle of the night tryna summon ronald mcdonald "hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper" lookin ass up boy you prolly go on roblox voice chat going to a hot pixel lady and say "wassup baby girl" while gargling cheese stfu you probably masturbate to your mom giving a lap dance to oscar the onion looking ass up boy you probably go to school with f**kin prop wings on your back then get beaten up you dumbass motherf**ker you prolly go on reddit and spam anime catgirls on r/furry_irl while drinking a hamburger boy stfu you go to mcdonalds and ask for a whopper lookin ass shut your musty dusty rusty fusty fugly rugly dugly silly billy lookin ass lips mf with those raggedy saggedy goofy lookin ass sandals boy you tried asking out your crush in a cat maid suit bro you prolly had a threesome with adrian the anthropomorphic hamster and your stepsister bro shutcho ass up with those goofy ass glasses talkin to your friend like "umm actually I am not a 'dawg'" like shutcho ass up

Is that a f**king packgod roast chapter?

I dare you to use it on me

Oh a new user, listen. Before all the pictures of Saturn show up here, you should know: you were close! it almost was good enough to be a shitpost, but it was missing the funny, and you didn’t change the font or placement of the text at all.

I'm ready to get saturned