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I asked 2 chat bots the same prompt and this is what they came up with

In the middle school cafeteria, there was a food product that was immensely popular among the students. It was a spicy pork dumpling dish that had become a staple of the school menu. Four middle scholars, Drew Crawford, Miranda Mendoza, Logan Weaver, and Laura Anderson, couldn't get enough of it and would often line up for seconds and thirds. However, their friend Naomi Friedman never joined them because it contained pork and wasn't kosher.

One day, strange things began to happen at the school. Students who had eaten the spicy pork dumplings started behaving strangely. They became lethargic, unresponsive, and seemed almost zombie-like. Drew, Miranda, Logan, and Laura didn't think much of it at first, but when the number of affected students started to increase, they became concerned.

Naomi, who had never eaten the dumplings, was the only one who could think clearly. She started investigating the source of the dumplings and discovered that they were being supplied by a new food vendor who had recently started doing business with the school.

Naomi's research led her to a shocking discovery. The food vendor had been using a chemical additive in the dumplings that had been turning the students into zombies. The additive was a new and untested substance that had been developed by the vendor in an attempt to make the dumplings more addictive and popular.

Naomi knew she had to act fast to stop the spread of the additive. She alerted the school administration and together with Drew, Miranda, Logan, and Laura, they organized a boycott of the dumplings. The school eventually terminated their contract with the food vendor and the additive was banned.

Thanks to Naomi's quick thinking and determination, the middle school was saved from the zombie outbreak caused by the spicy pork dumplings. The students who had been affected were treated and made a full recovery. Naomi's friends were grateful to her for her vigilance and for looking out for their well-being. From that day on, the school made a promise to only use food vendors who met strict health and safety standards.

it's not bad, even though you had an ai do the hard work for you :|

it would be a similar scenario if naomi could only eat halal or vegetarian/vegan

There was a new food product in town, and it was all the rage among middle schoolers. The pork balls were a delicious snack that everyone was obsessed with. Drew Crawford, Laura Anderson, Logan Weaver, and Miranda Mendoza were some of the biggest fans of the new snack. They would eat them during lunch, after school, and even during class.

But there was one middle schooler who didn't join in on the craze. Naomi Friedman didn't eat the pork balls because of her kosher diet. She felt left out and wished there was a snack that she could enjoy as much as her classmates enjoyed their beloved pork balls.

One day, during lunch, something strange happened. Drew, Laura, Logan, and Miranda all started acting strange. They became pale and their movements were sluggish. Before Naomi knew it, they started chasing after her, their mouths drooling and their eyes bloodshot.

Naomi was scared and didn't know what to do. She ran out of the lunchroom and into the hallway where she saw other students acting the same way. It was then that Naomi realized that the pork balls had a seasoning that turned all the middle schoolers into zombies.

Naomi knew that she had to find a way to turn her classmates back into humans. She remembered something her grandmother had told her about the power of kosher food. She quickly ran to the school's kitchen and grabbed a jar of kosher salt.

She sprinkled the salt over the pork balls and gave them to her classmates. Within minutes, they started to transform back into their human selves. Naomi had saved the day!

The news of Naomi's heroic act spread quickly, and soon she became a hero among her classmates. The school even started offering kosher snacks for students like Naomi who couldn't eat the pork balls.

From that day on, Naomi learned that being different wasn't always a bad thing. In fact, sometimes it could even save the day. And as for the pork balls, they were banned from the school cafeteria, never to be seen again.