clone caleb

he drinks bags of sprite

canon

thank you sir

The reason his legs are so tall is because as a kid, he went to a zoo but then a giraffe somehow reached for him over the bars and started sucking on him, stretching out his legs. He survived but now he's tall

What genderbent.bob.the.tomato said

What is bro pondering ??? 💀

why humanity made the choice to leave so much behind
and why his creator had to tell him the horrors of this world

O h .

his hair is melted cheese

It always tries to go through doors and always ends up demolishing the doorway

he's my son (i kidnapped him

i'm sure he'd be glad to have one caring person in his life aside from Mascot Cory

:D

He secretly drinks mug rootbeer

he hates jews

he's a failed-ish clone with too much knowledge of the horrors of this world, he has no interest in hating specific groups of people