he returns to tv

Real

He got the new forges on the G (Or whatever the lyrics are)

🗿

He owns a rocket launcher for home defense and close quarters combat

Canon

News broadcaster kidnapped, "killed" via epilepsy from camera flash. Now haunts people as static man.

Everyone is a skill issue compared to Static Man

Muriel is just not

Sadly not able to be canon

boo uncreative arschbloch

He's basically me given limitless power

no way rtdl reference

wharg

the master crown (from rtdl) is, according to magolor, the source of limitless power

Static Man has limitless power because he does

ok

Bro doesn't need to breathe

cuh he ded muriel killed him

Cap

muriel is god.

PRAY TO MURIEL FOR SHE IS.THY ONLY HOPE

Static Man godder

muriel is skill issue-less

i nave a oc just like that bro 🏴‍☠

if he head exploe a old vhs tape will appea r

Wron

he's just a chill dude

Uhhh

Not really

oh
what he do

Very chaotic

trolling

Ong

he

Canon