im a woman, so the humour thing is not correct

finally a woman who admits she's unfunny.
I admire that.

quit flirting with my mother

i already did your mom last night.
We're engaged. /j

unfortunately,
shes lesbian

then how is she your mom...
(ik she's not ur real mom)

adoption

duh

LMAO

you know what else you should admire?😏

the fact that i would never date your musty dusty crusty ass boneless wings with ketchup like a f**king baby headass