Why I didn't do my homework

I didn't do my homework; My dog ate my homework; I left my homework at home; I did my homework and turned it in, but you must've lost it; I had basketball practice; I got into a car accident; One of my family members died; My house burned down; Someone rampaged my neighborhood with a bulldozer; A bomb was planted underneath of my town and it exploded; North Korea launched missiles at my country; Russia invaded my continent; An asteroid struck my planet; The Sun engulfed my Solar System; A black hole destroyed my galaxy; My Universe collapsed; My Multiverse collapsed; I was absent yesterday