Lay: Thanks folks! Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Tonight Show, I'm your host, Lay Jeno!
*applause*
So let's see here, ah, not much happening recently. Some drama over some kind of war this morning, I suppose. Now isn't it funny how, ah, wars that *almost* happen seem to get more media attention than wars that *do* happen?
*laughter*
Ya want proof of that? Why would I mention it on the show if it weren't in the media?
*laughter*
Here's something: The man who invented MSMG Lifesavers is going into economics. Yeah. He's planning on making a mint.
*laughter and cringing*
We've already lasted longer than Gigachad, couple more shows until we pass TWB and Saj Patak, I guess. We're on a roll!
*applause*
We got some great guests for ya tonight, so stay tuned!
