"Hey… remember when you unplugged my Nintendo, saying I rely too much on technology? It's payback time"
*Unplugs life support*

Yes

No way free dinner can we share?

Although old people taste kinda stringy at least they're easy to kill

Do you want to share?

No

Sad. You're missing out.

Like holy sh** you a cannibal

Yum

Shoot

You beat me to it

"Grandpa, I think you've had more than enough screentime."

*unplugs life support so I can plug in my phone.*

Lmao-

:)

pull the plug

Ok granpa, you have too much screen time.
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