Anime boys are real sigmas

Ah yes, who wouldn't enjoy a tiny, non-muscular, totally not based, meek, short, little bitch boy who acts like a submissive maid?

I hate how people simp for anime girls

I simp for the anime, and the anime alone.

I do not simp for anime girls, I merely use scientific reasoning to explain why the ones I like are better than others

I don't watch Animé. But I watch a Newgrounds animated series called Tankmen.