What's up guys! t's quandale dingle h're! (ruueheheheheheehe) i has't been did arrest f'r multiple crimes (ahhhhhhhhhhhhh) enwheeling: batt'ry on a police offic'r (what), grand theft, declaring war on italy, and public indecency (ruheheheehehehehehehehe x2 speedeth). I shall beest escaping prison on, marcheth 28th! aft'r yond. I shall taketh ov'r the ordinary
greetings! quandale dingle h're. Mine own cousin henry dinglenut did get did arrest f'r putting tnt in a daycare cent'r. (what the alas??) i putteth a cam'ra in joe biden's bathroom and gazed that gent taketh a poop. (what????) mine own asian broth'r, quanliling dingle putteth illegal substances in mine own ramen and i kicked the bucket.
ho fellas t's quandele dingle h're
i putteth p'rks on vladimir putin's drinketh
and that gent wenteth to sleep chamber f'r a very much longeth timeth
i did trap mine own autistic son's handeth in an air fryeth'r (h'rrrrr)
i did dump boiling wat'r on a prison guardeth's headeth
mine own goofy ahh cousin, jamarious quandele dingle hath tried to consume mine own buttocks during ramadhan
ho, quandale dingle h're. I just did escape prison and staying at juandale pringle's house. As i wast running hence from cops, i hath fallen and scrap'd some of mine own f'reskin off. A guy nam'd garfield jenson did bite me ov'r in the showeth'r while i wast in prison. Mine own baby momma shiniqua ind'rson toldeth me to payeth issue supp'rt so i gaveth mine own baby to a creepy fusty guy