you wake up in a graveyard and see this hovering above you. (more detailed prompt/rules/tw in comments)

PLEASE READ!!! you wake up an a graveyard. there is a smashed jack o' lantern nearby, and several ghost-like figures about. you see this hovering above you. "hello!" (rules: no joke, no erp, romance is mildly ok pls ask first, loosely based off undertale so basic character limits apply, no op ocs, etc/other basic rules most likely apply) (tw: mild horror, 13+ themes ((violence, death)) even though you legally should be 13+ using this site anyway) (additional info: i dont know a whole lot about specifics with undertale, so please dont be mean about it/sorry in advance, im not a 'sAnS fAnGiRl' cuz thats gross ((he's a skeleton, come ON)), and please remember to ASK before doing romance or possible op moves)

pls tell me if i forgot anything

“AH! AH! AAAAHH!”

pumki: "..." *she begins laughing* "yes... the skeleton with the spaghetti. papy will *love* to hear his spaghetti is that renowned."

“Wait he’s here?”

pumpki: "this *is* the snowdin graveyard."

“Can I…maybe…you know…?”

pumki: "no, i dont."

"Meet the big man?"

pumki: "what 'big man'? sans, the king, flowey, who?

“(Gasp) Sands is down here?”

(im assuming you meant sans) pumpki: "yeah. he comes by here every once in awhile. muttering about some promise or curse or something..."

pumpki: "woah woah woah heyyyyy... dont be afraid of me. heck i should be afraid of you. how'd you get down here?"

“(Shaky breathing) I don’t know but I’m here now a-and I don’t want to become a host to a demon or something crazy. I don’t know what type of prank this is but it’s really not gonna get interesting cause I’m not an interesting p-person”

pumpki: *long pause* "h-... host? i was just about to put this soul away when you just sorta... were." *she holds her hands out to you to show you*

“EEEEH! Oh that makes me shiver”

pumpki: *pulls it away quickly* "oh jeez. sorry, i didnt know. im gonna go put it where it goes. then itll become one of my ghosties!"

“I don’t mess around with ghosts or spirits or ghouls or-(shiver) I just hate ghosts”

pumpki: "well then ya wont like it much down here. this here's a monster graveyard. welcome to snowdin i guess.

“Bad day to be me isn’t it”

pumpki: "well, its not all that bad. we're not bad monsters. ever heard of sans the skeleton where you come from? or papyrus? idk, they seem popular with new comers from other dimensions..."

“Like…like the skeleton man with the sweater and the tall skeleton with the spaghetti?”

I ask it a series of questions: where am I, and how did I get here?

pumpki: "well hello there! you are in a graveyard for monsters. aka the snowdin graveyard. i dont quite know how you got here."

“Great” i respond, a mounting feeling of distress mounting within me, “who are you?”

pumpki: "im pumpki! the ghost..."

Fantoche: Oh? Hello!

pumpki: "who are you?"

Fantoche: I am the master of magic, the connoisseur of control, Fantoche! Remember the name well...

pumpki: "im pumpki! i live in this here graveyard. i make sure every soul has a spot to go once the monster's body has adios'd. i have this one here that im doing now, wanna see?" she holds her hands out to you, showing you the soul (see pic)

Fantoche: Oooh! I'm no stranger to messing with souls.

she closes her hand around it. pumpki: "i put them in their proper graves, so the souls can become little ghosties!"