Cursed_wise

Be like garlic bread

or you could just choose the bread y'know, just saying.

and sell the bread to get money

and use the money to convince her to be your girlfriend. if you disembowel her she won't exactly like it

I want the hot anime girl

SOMEBODY GIVE ME HOT ANIME GIRLS

Ok

give me girlfriend for rizz

You can also get rizz plus a girlfriend with money.

I dont care the anime girl is hot

Reasoning with you is pointless

You do realize this was a joke right
I would choose the girlfriend though

I rather have the bread so my d!ck doesn’t get bitten off or all my c&m get sucked away

that sounds pleasant i would let her do that
Not the first part though i would let her chew on it though (:

I know you want it too

Oh by the way the girl bites the d!ck to suck the c*m

Yeah That would be great

yeah bro don't you want that (:<

no

Garlic bread

But if I chose garlic bread, I could open a bakery. Then, I could expand into a worldwide chain of bakeries that makes millions, even billions of dollars. Then I could ask out the vampire, gain her trust, then kill her and sell her organs on the black market. Once I've done that, I go find a werewolf girlfriend and live the rest of my life in bliss.

No get the girlfriend and NEVER eat garlic

no because then i would be stuck with a vampire

I Get The GF i kinda need to get some rizz

same

Yes

The hot anime girl that is

Well the art style is but the character isnt Anime(I Think)

So can you memechat me

both

me want bread

Me want Girlfriend

Too bad