Cursed_wise

Be like garlic bread

or you could just choose the bread y'know, just saying.

and sell the bread to get money

and use the money to convince her to be your girlfriend. if you disembowel her she won't exactly like it

I want the hot anime girl

SOMEBODY GIVE ME HOT ANIME GIRLS

Ok

give me girlfriend for rizz

You can also get rizz plus a girlfriend with money.

I dont care the anime girl is hot

Reasoning with you is pointless

You do realize this was a joke right
I would choose the girlfriend though

I rather have the bread so my d!ck doesn’t get bitten off or all my c&m get sucked away

that sounds pleasant i would let her do that
Not the first part though i would let her chew on it though (:

I know you want it too

Oh by the way the girl bites the d!ck to suck the c*m

Yeah That would be great

yeah bro don't you want that (:<

no

But if I chose garlic bread, I could open a bakery. Then, I could expand into a worldwide chain of bakeries that makes millions, even billions of dollars. Then I could ask out the vampire, gain her trust, then kill her and sell her organs on the black market. Once I've done that, I go find a werewolf girlfriend and live the rest of my life in bliss.

No get the girlfriend and NEVER eat garlic

no because then i would be stuck with a vampire

Garlic bread

how do you unvampirise someone

The description doesn't say whether or not the vampire girlfriend will vampirise people at random but if she does then you will need some precautionary measures to prevent that from happening.

oh ok

Wait would kissing turn you into a vampire

I'm actually not sure unless the kiss becomes a bite

well what about $3X

Bro it's not that sus
WAIT NO
"Gets vine boomed to death"

What about s3x

What abou $ex

You shouldn't get vampirized but if your girlfriend gets pregnant then she will bear vampire babies based on my understanding.

what would she eat

how would I or she work

Beats me.

Why am I even answering these questions?

IDK maybe you want a girlfriend too??

Want me to follow you (:

Man if only I had a girlfriend at all ):

Twilight lore

WHAT ABOUT $EX

Maybe because I just want to have a little discussion about this and make the people reading this doubt their lives? Well I'm out. Wonder what's going to happen in the comments section of this when I go on this meme again.