But if I chose garlic bread, I could open a bakery. Then, I could expand into a worldwide chain of bakeries that makes millions, even billions of dollars. Then I could ask out the vampire, gain her trust, then kill her and sell her organs on the black market. Once I've done that, I go find a werewolf girlfriend and live the rest of my life in bliss.
The description doesn't say whether or not the vampire girlfriend will vampirise people at random but if she does then you will need some precautionary measures to prevent that from happening.
Maybe because I just want to have a little discussion about this and make the people reading this doubt their lives? Well I'm out. Wonder what's going to happen in the comments section of this when I go on this meme again.