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“I am Barack”

“No, I am Barack”

Barack:

They say your father was a great man, you must be what's left

Need to stop hatin' on gays, let 'em teach you how to dress

You got the momma jeans, and a Mr. Fantastic face

So rich and white, it's like I'm running against a cheesecake

Republicans need a puppet and you fit

Got their hands so far up your rear, call you Mitt

I'm the head of state, you're like a head of cabbage

'Bout to get smacked by my stimulus package
You're a bad man with no chance, you can't even touch me

I got four more years (Two terms!) in the White House, just trust me

I hoped you saved your best rhymes for the second half

'Cause right now, I'm 47% through kicking your ass

Whatever, that 40% thing got you real mad
What, did it remind you how many decent parents you had?

Uh, look, I respect all religions, uh, but it might get crazy
If the White House has a first, second, and a third lady!

Ha, don't bring up wives, man, what are you doing?
You got hitched to the female version of Patrick Ewing!

Uh, let me be clear, uh, don't get it twisted
We'll see how pretty your face is after my fist has kissed it

Ahhuuhhhaa
You're a stuttering communist

Oh yeah? Well you're stupid

You're stupid

Nuh-uh

Errggg

Errggg

Cawwww!

nah, we need someone else to do it

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