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Bird on crack | I have a riddle for y'all. A man and woman go to a restaurant. They order 4 glasses of water. The guy quickly drinks 3. The woman drinks hers slowly. Later that night the woman falls ill and then dies the next morning. Why? | image tagged in bird on crack | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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The man quickly drank the 3 glasses because he knew which glass had the poison in it, This caused the woman to drink the glass of poison and caused her to die.
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Ice had poison
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the ice had time to melt, which contained poison
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Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth.
If you still even remember that name.
But I'm afraid you've been misinformed.
You are not here to receive a gift.
Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume.
Although, you have indeed been called.
You have all been called here.
Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.
A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize.
You don't even realize that you are trapped.
Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles.
Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber.
Always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But, you will never find them, none of you will.
This is where your story ends.
And to you, my brave volunteer.
Who somehow found this job listing not intended for you.
Although, there was a way out planned for you,
I have a feeling that's not what you want.
I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be.
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I have a riddle for y'all. A man and woman go to a restaurant. They order 4 glasses of water. The guy quickly drinks 3. The woman drinks hers slowly. Later that night the woman falls ill and then dies the next morning. Why?