Minecraft Steve is god, just can’t get to sleep

CAN KILL ENORMOUS INTERDIMENSIONAL DRAGONS, SURVIVE IN A WORLD HOTTER THAN THE SURFACE OF THE SUN, CARRY SEVERAL THOUSAND TONS OF SOLID DIAMOND BLOCKS, HAS INFINITE LIVES, DOESN’T NEED TO DRINK WATER AND CAN INFUSE HIS GEAR WITH OTHERWORLDLY POWERS; CAN’T TAKE A NAP IN AN ALTERNATE REALITY