Some straights give me a headache (gaymer note: want some advil)

not all straights are homophobic (also not homophobics are bad since some of them actually hate gays for a reason)
also I'm not homophobic but using religion for lgbtq stuff like this is disgusting.

fr

"God created Adam and Eve, not Mary and Eve"
Yeah, god didn't make Mary and Eve, he made Ava and Eve :D

Yeah! The truth is here! All your bibles are wrong and you need them to be reprinted

[if you don't understand, I was saying it would be "Ava" instead of "Adam", since "Ava" would be the genderbend]

Humans created toasters but conservatives aren't made at that. Hmm I wonder if they just want to hate